Qantas boss Alan Joyce’s breakfast meeting took an unexpected turn Tuesday when an elderly man crushed a cream pie into his face. He had just started speaking at an event in Perth when his assailant struck, approaching from the edge of the stage and pressing the dessert into Joyce's face. After shaking the cream and pie crumbs off, the Joyce said: “I don’t know what that was about,” before excusing himself to clean up. The event was organized at a local hotel by the newspaper the Western Australian. The newspaper reported that a 67-year-old man from Willetton was charged with giving a false name to police and was now being questioned. <br/>